Friday, January 4, 2008

Something that makes just a little vomit hop up my throat...

I follow politics. I know that every asswipe with a blog believes he's the cat's PJ's when it comes to political insight. I also know that I'm smarter than those jerkoffs. Thus, you should listen to me when it comes to almost all matters political.

Okay, that brings me to last night. I'm drunk on a Nyquil OD, sitting on the couch and watching the cable news hacks do their half-ass post-mortem on the Iowa caucus results. During my hazy hours of channel flipping, I encounter the corpse of Larry King (who may know something about Kennedy, the magic bullet, etc.) talking to John Edwards.

Edwards starts framing NH and other upcoming face-offs as Obama v. Edwards. Hillary is not mentioned. King, no longer admired for his perceptive interviews, even noticed this and asked JE about HC. Edwards jibber jabbered about change and how the Iowa results clearly demonstrated that it was all about "change" and that he and Obama were the bearers of said commodity.

I'm not a Hillary fan. I'd prefer to vote for the retarded ghost of Adolph Hitler than Ms. Clinton. However, it was complete BS of the stinkiest kind for Edwards to pretend that a 1% margin in an early caucus proved anything except that a few of his supporters brought better casseroles to their neighbors' homes for the caucuses than did Hillary's. Note to Clinton fans: green bean casserole is a loser. You gotta have cheese to break the 30% mark.

Anyway, I wake up today and start compulsively flipping channels again while I think about reloading on cold meds. That's when I spy Hillary yapping at someone about Iowa. She pretends like a third place finish was pretty cool and mouths something about how she was never a big favorite in Iowa and that she was happy with the finish.

Edwards' gibberish was slicker and sleazier than Clinton's nonsense. Both were outright lies. I mean lies, too. Not misstatements. Not misconceptions. Not incorrect interpretations. Lies.

Edwards knows that Clinton is still in the race bigger and badder than he'll probably ever get. Clinton knows that she got her ass handed to her in Iowa.

They're liars. I'll leave everyone to decide whether that matters or not, but don't be fooled. They've both reached the point of no return. They shot right past the intersection of Reality Road and Spin Street and are now on the Complete Bullshit Superhighway.

It really does make me a tad sick. The back of my throat have a little of that acid reflux-ey burn because episodes like these make me puke just a little bit. Would it be so hard for Clinton to publicly recognize that she couldn't nab a third of the vote and needs to go back to the drawing board? Does Edwards really help himself by pretending that his 1% edge has made Hillary disappear? In my estimation, it makes them both look as dumb as Fred Thompson (which, by the way, is pretty fucking dumb).

I didn't hear Obama lie his ass off. That's not an endorsement, though. It's easy to be honest when you're winning.

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25 comments:

  1. Voyage Voyage-DesirelssJuly 24, 2015 at 1:35 AM

    I was floored by the ESA/DRPart contact lenses-Brady Bunch. But I esp enjoyed the micro-movie theatre presenting the video by Desireless on a loop. 1986's "Voyage Voyage". The video depicts old women playing cards, gluttonous mad woman eating, old man politician with an old woman, two flamboyant,and self-serving gay men dancing, The earth kicked. No doubt representing the Obama Administration. ESA/DRPart changed the course of hesstory-maybe for the better. CAUTION: DRP do not hex me I admire you . I admire your restraint. Please...peace (just in case you see this).

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  2. Voyage Voyage-DesirelessJuly 24, 2015 at 1:58 AM

    Desireless looks abit like Madonna. Yhe young couple canoodling must represent life, order and stability. How things change as you look at the older human beings (laughing). 5965438729385 49670-HA! .

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  3. 5965438729385 49679-July 24, 2015 at 2:00 AM

    No hex zone!

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  4. 48566923003564-45486July 24, 2015 at 4:19 AM

    Desireless? S/he has a niece named Desiree. Just a coicidence, too. They happen everyday. Anyway, Desiree is beautiful. She has alabaster skin like Dave-the "skin of the gods". Blue-green eyes,

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  5. 48566923003564-45486July 24, 2015 at 8:32 AM

    Skin of the Gods-people with alabaster skin do not tan. It is a rare genetic gift, however. Money cannot buy alabaster skin, niggers. Sorry. Even if you had alabaster skin, you would end up looking like Cornell from Planet of the Apes. Certain kinds of slavic ppl, Japanese ppl, British Isles ppl. Eskimo..not many.

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  6. From what I can see in images shown to me, David Roy Pescatore does not look male. Even the body shape-female. She maybe XX male with a vagina. But when men see hir images they are hard-pressed to believe its a male. People can tell. David might well be her name but men who see hir are at a loss for words.

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    1. Hir shape is not a woman's shape. Its too angular. Hess's definately mixed. Its a tru-boneless-fide-he/she.

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    2. It does not date because no one will date Davit.

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  7. No man, no woman , no beast will date Davit. That is y hess would rather go shopping!

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  8. There are those who choose to leave messages of hate. There are those who leave messages of goodwill. How can we best channel this energy without compromising the nigger's integrity?

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  9. The compromised US Govt. will present to you many, many distractions. Forced-pregnancy advocates (Republicans) will tell white women you must carry even a nigger feoutus to term. America continues to hit road blocks. The US Constitution has a reputation not even worth the moldy paper it is written on. You can thank all of the living presidents for that (and alot of the dead ones, too). Especially the last three "winners". Your democracy is an illusion.

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  10. True. American democracy is shit. The Bushes are laughing. Barb Bush has a wing at a hospital in Portland , Maine dedicated to children. Its a diversionary tactic. The mafia donates to churches, sick kids, other good causes as a way to "soften" their image. Old trick. They- are- grotesque. Politicians not doing their jobs. Grabbing all kinds of "freebies" and cash, killing thousands-and nothing ever happens to them or their kids. They're all insulated from their now open corruption. Rarely-if ever- held accountable. Elected to uphold The Constitution ? Anything but (no pun, prez monkey man). C'mon. I'm pushing 60.

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  11. I am not saying that every wealthy person who gives of themselves is doing it for other motives. But when it comes to the Bushes, its for other motives!

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  12. daily constitutionalSeptember 28, 2015 at 8:17 PM

    Drug dealers do that too.

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    1. Wish you peace. I miss you. 49305 V.J.September 28, 2015 at 8:51 PM

      Politics sour everything, and the main person I want to hear from is not another fucking Bush. Drippy is no where to be found. Its been years. Years! All I'm getting is hearsay about.Drippy and the 6.66 receipts from the mall! The "REAL" (is it something I said) fashion show. But all that stuff is deemed private. S/he exists. That has been established. But I need hir to post a blog or make some kind of public ackowledgement, or a Twitter account. Something. Not a thread with posts from various outside sources and groups. Without some kind of contact information there is little I can do. S/he probably wants to live "quietly". So, after about a thousand attempts, there is no point. Let's put this infatuation to rest.

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    2. horse magic line dance using 4 legs or 2September 29, 2015 at 8:26 PM

      We can only hope for the ultimate non-politician to lead the free world. That would be Donald Trump.Witches, non-witches alike want Trump as president.

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    3. Everyone agrees with you on that, Horse Magic. America needs to think outside the box and elect someone who is so over the top-so anti-establishment...its Trump.You don't have to like him-just elect him. He is not the Speaker, he will do what is right. His budget is a masterpiece. Its conservative and it yet it reaches out to everyone. Obama's policies have failed the world. For years the open gay sex addict terrorised people, killed people, created environmental havoc (the environmental lefties were even silenced), attacked countries with --------------- so it would not come out that he was, in fact, sucking on Cole Hamels' asshole,etc. The Ace-compromised his whole team. The Phillies went from number one to dead last! Its not enough to be the best on the field, Mr. Hamels. You need to be the best outside the ballpark as well. That's all apart of it. The PR factor.Your paid to uphold the code of ethics.Most workers are. Every single teammate took a major hit to his career because of what had happened. What about Dallas and his family? You should be banned from baseball (for starters). Everyone is expendable-including you. The reason for this thread? You figure it out.

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  13. Nat'l. Coffee Day in AmericaSeptember 29, 2015 at 10:45 PM

    We are not turning the other cheek, Mr. Obama. Terror "race" open. Wake up, Republicans! More abortions-less niggers. We're not racists - they are not people.

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    1. Cole- you need to return your salary-every last dime.

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    2. Republicans-you can't force me to carry a nigger feoutus!

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    3. Advanced Gorillaz destroying civilisationSeptember 29, 2015 at 11:00 PM

      It is quite ethical to abort niggers.

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    4. I protest all nigger fetuses. Wilbur listen to me!Use 'em in place of crotons to garnish a nice, fresh garden salad with ranch dressing. Available at Wendy's (some pick up windows open late) .

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    5. About a decade ago I found a piece of a finger in my food at Wendy's. Wilbur, talk about finger food!

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    6. CROUTONS- sorry about the spelling error. Public school education.

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    7. Then why does Mr. Obama look like an ape!September 30, 2015 at 12:10 AM

      Public schools still refuse to disclose the truth concernig blacks and evolution. The public has a right to know.

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