This is what it looks like when a kid flips you off.
This is what it might look like if Jesus flipped you the bird.
This is what it looked like when Johnny Cash gave the finger.
Girls know how to flip you off.
This crazy fucker dressed up like Burger King and showed the world at least 50 different ways to give the finger.
This is what a flip off looks like.
This is what George Bush looks like when flipping someone off.
Evangeline Lily finger.
An artist's interpretation of Taylor Marsh giving someone the bird.
Again, it's so easy a baby can do it.
Jerry Lee Lewis flipping the bird... In stereo!
This is what flipping someone off looks like, just in case you still don't get it.
This is NOT someone flipping the bird.
No, no, no. I don't care if you're so batshit crazyblind that you still think that was Barack Obama flipping Hillary Clinton off, it didn't really happen. Look again. Not a flip off.
Two fingers. Unless you're doing a two-hander, the flip off has one finger extended.
Having an itch is not the same as calling out Monster for being a bitch. Yes, that rhymes. Again, just in case you're half as delusional as the Taylor Marsh fan club who has been pissing their Depends over this, it is not the bird. Let's compare to a real flip off one more time so you can see the difference.
Here are a list of people who are so far gone that they still don't get it. These are the freaky goofs who think Barack Obama flipped off Hillary Clinton. Sweet Baby Jesus flipping off the wise man who brought him myrrh, these people are beyond help. Know the stupid so that you don't accidentally take them seriously at some point in the future.
Garlin Guage wonders if Obama "overplayed his hand". I wonder if Garlin knows he's a dipshit?
The Tribunal Blog says it was "intentional" and draws a parallel with Obama's perspective on small town hicks. I say The Tribunal Blog is not rad, hip, cool or awsome [sic].
Strategic Geography thinks Barry was giving the bird because "it is such an amorphous, non-committal, unmanly flip off, just like everything else in his campaign". StratGeo not only opines about that which is manly, he also writes a lot about Andrew Sullivan. Just sayin'...
Radical Left is disturbed by Obama's fingers(s), citing it as "another example of his demeaning attitude toward Clinton and women in general". Me? I'm disturbed at the idea that blind Max Blunt might have a driver's license.
NoQuarter jumped to attack Obama, saying that flip off "is undeniable — I have asked several people to confirm — that he indeed did give Hillary the finger, and it’s clear from the audience reaction that he did so." That's what happens when you seek confirmation from the mentally ill, though.
Theodore's World studied Obama's hand movements and concluded that "he uses his index finger constantly not his middle finger , so this made it even more obvious when he did this". Bonus points for Teddy Whiz Kid, who also busted out the tried and true "B. Hussein Obama" in his asshattish little blogospheric contribution.
There are many others, but I want to mention just one more... The inimitable Ms. Taylor Marsh. She says it was "unmistakable". Unmistakable. God have mercy on her fucked up soul.
This is for all of them...
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