Friday, April 25, 2008

Barack Obama's NEWEST Controversial Relationship... Sick kids, national epidemics? Obama DOESN'T CARE!!!!



A Letter to Readers of Prepare Yourselves for a Settlement



MR. OBAMA? WHERE DO YOU FIND HOPE IN CHILDREN SUFFERING ? WHERE IS THE CHANGE IN PROMOTING A NATIONAL HEALTH CRISIS? WHEN WILL YOU FINALLY RENOUNCE, REJECT, REPUDIATE AND COMPLETELY DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM THIS EVIL-DOER AND HIS MANIPULATION OF CHILDREN FOR PERSONAL PROFIT?

Dear Readers,

I'm changing my thinking about Obama. I think it's high time for Barack Obama to denounce, renounce, reject, end and completely decimate at least one of his incredibly destructive long-term relationships.

Although I've been an Obama supporter, I feel my allegiance slipping with each and every day the Senator from Illinois refuses to repudiate some of the unsavory characters with whom he is close and the evils these acquaintances visit upon the United States of America.

It seems like a new scandal by association emerges every single day. I've kept my reservations to myself as Obama fumbled through discussions regarding Jeremiah Wright, Tony Rezko, Louis Farakhan and William Ayres. Now, however, a new questionable relationship has emerged and I am unwilling to say anything nice or decent about Senator Barack Obama until he comes clean and completely distances himself from a true villain--a monster hellbent on destroying the health and happiness of American children.

Obama has been avoiding scrutiny on this simply because of his party and background. How would the public and press deal with something like this if the candidate was someone other than media darling Barack Obama:

*Candidate publicly admits to appreciating and enjoying Mr. X.
*Mr. X is directly involved with marketing products to children.
*The products with which Mr. X is involved are known to be harmful to children.
*The ills created by the products are considered a growing national emergency.
*Candidate continues his support of Mr. X and fails to renounce the villain.

That bizarre scenario isn't some sort of far-fetched fantasy. It's happening today.

Barack Obama is the Candidate and Mr. X...

You may know him as SpongeBob SquarePants. Obama publicly admitted his love of Mr. SquarePants in a very public interview. Mr. Obama must be acutely aware that Mr. SquarePants image is used to sell sugary sweet cereal, Pop Tarts and other high-calorie/high-carb processed food products to children. Children! Child obesity is a national epidemic and a true NATIONAL EMERGENCY. Yet Barack Obama won't speak out.

Senator Obama remains silent as children suffer and die--all the while speaking positively about one of the merchants of death responsible for these horrors.

MR. OBAMA? WHERE DO YOU FIND HOPE IN CHILDREN SUFFERING ? WHERE IS THE CHANGE IN PROMOTING A NATIONAL HEALTH CRISIS? WHEN WILL YOU FINALLY RENOUNCE, REJECT, REPUDIATE AND COMPLETELY DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM THIS EVIL-DOER AND HIS MANIPULATION OF CHILDREN FOR PERSONAL PROFIT?

If this is a new kind of politics, I want nothing to do with it.

Sincerely,

John Brown
Concerned American Citizen

Note: I originally wrote this after reading a rather bizarre post from Evan Gahr. Moments after posting this, I was pointed toward another, equally enlightening post at No Quarter. My joke is the most reasonable of the three. And that is sad.


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28 comments:

  1. Now, I'm pretty sure you're just kidding around, and that there isn't really someone pushing this meme. But it's really hard to tell where the snark ends and reality(?) begins with Monster lovers and Republicans (is that redundant?) these days.

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  2. Mr. Mike...

    The fact that you need to wonder makes the point, doesn't it?

    Yours,
    John Brown

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  3. Tune into FOX News. It looks like an OBAMA delegate in Colorado was behind the the Texas polygamy hoax. The Obamessiah "inspires" his fans to "change"! Barack's chickens ... are coming home to roost!

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  4. Anon-

    That is the most AWESOMEST COMMENT IN THE HISTORY OF ALL COMMENTS.

    Thank you for taking a big ol' Sharpie and underlining my point for everyone.

    Asshat.

    Yours,
    John Brown
    When Will the Surprise Wear Off?

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  5. I suppose if Sponge Bob has round pants it would be okay? A spoonful of sugar does help the medicine go down, and it will help Obama go down to. I mean, can't a man eat his waffles? Obama is a smoker, but a secret smoker, and a former crack smoker. According to Michelle and his kids....he stinks. He stinks of waffles and crack cocaine. He is Crack Bob Waffle-Pants, and I cannot, in good conscience, support him any longer.

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  6. Anon-

    I'm not sure if that was intentionally funny in a "look, I'm a giant asshat" kind of way or if it was meant to be an actual cutting insult of BO.

    Try again.

    Yours,
    John Brown
    Environmentally Friendly, Sort Of

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  7. On Wednesday the following post appeared on the popular liberal Daily Kos blog, and it received several comments — but it has since been removed:

    Oh dear. Some of you may have seen that crazy guy who popped up on Youtube making ridiculous allegations about limo sex against Barack Obama. Since he first appeared, he has been doing everything possible to get noticed by the media and to my complete shock, he has actually succeeded. A TV Show in Puerto Rico called SuperXclusivo (apparently a very popular show) had a phone interview with him earlier today. I didn’t watch the whole thing but they didn’t even ask him for any evidence whatsoever for his claims. Obviously, there is a PRIMARY in Puerto Rico in a few months, so this is pretty troubling. I saw the clip on Youtube and I believe it aired later today. This is a very popular show. I am somewhat freaking out. What do you guys think? Link below the fold.

    Larry Sinclair, the man who claims to have used drugs and had sex with Obama in 1999, believes the site took the post down once it was clear that it was becoming popular.

    In recent days, the gay press has expressed concerns that Obama has chosen not to do interviews with members from its community.

    The Puerto Rican news interview with Sinclair has yet to appear online.

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  8. Yet another anon-

    The Sinclair thing has been thoroughly dissed about 8 billion times.

    If you can put on your memory hat, you'll recall a crazy woman who said GWB had government agents pick her up off the street and take her to a secret location where W raped and sodomized her. He also killed her family members, according to the cat lady, who filed a lawsuit over the whole thing before (dum dum dum!) mysteriously DYING herself!

    We get crazies like that every 4/8 years. Nothing new here.

    Oh, and the footage of Sinclair's interview via phone has been online for weeks. Douchebags like you always make sure to email me links to stuff like that.

    If you take Larry Sinclair seriously... Well, that says an awful lot about you.

    Take care and thanks for not reading and merely CTRL+C'ing some bullshit comment spam! It's too bad you won't read this and then engage me in a spirited debate, fuckwad.

    Yours with so much love,
    John Brown
    Why Do We Bother?

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  9. I replied to your comment to the next thread and apologized for the Sinclair comments.

    Tsk, tsk. Such language from the "hope" and "inspiration" Don't worry, Barwack will finally have a confetti night in North Carolina. Such a diverse Democratic electorate, that victory will astound the critics. But not Indiana, that won't happen. The exit polls and media narrative will continue to question the Precious One's "electability" ...

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  10. Anons = cowards

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  11. Nice. Obama really needs to distance himself from this 'Squarepants' character.

    And this Anon joker is pathetic.

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  12. These Clintonista are turning out to be even more batshitcrazy than I thought possible.

    I've known some batshitcrazy people in my life, but these creatures...... Egads!


    Mercy......

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  13. You obamites children are nut jobs. it really is creepy how loco you people are. but we will stop you in the end.
    one way or another.

    Also- as a side note - this is not funny. It isn't even cute, really.

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  14. American Research Group has released a new Indiana poll. Hillary leads Barack Obama, 50% to 45%. 5% are undecided.

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  15. A new Rasmussen Pennsylvania poll finds Hillary Clinton still more likely than Barack Obama to beat John McCain in in November.

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  16. For the math impaired, Slate has this handy
    delegate calculator
    . Go ahead, try it! It's fun! Give Clinton a better margin of victory for every remaining primary than she won in PA -- make it 55% to 45% Clinton in IN, NC, OR, MT and SD. Heck, give her 70% to 30% margins in Guam, KY, PR and WV. And just for giggles, throw in FL and MI with 60% to 40% margins of victory for Clinton. She still doesn't overtake Obama in pledged delegates. Game over.

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  17. Awwww betty, now why you gotta go and try and make sense like that. This will fly right over so many heads.

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  18. From messengers of "hope" and "transformation" to harvesting delegates in proportional contests. Poor Barwack. Hardly very "transformational." Sounds more like a Chicago precinct captain.

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  19. And if Hillary was to incompetent to even understand how the system worked, then what makes anyone think she has a shot in the GE or would even be a decent president. She has surrounded herself with incompetents and gone from the Chosen One to having to fight for the nomination.
    How could she survive the GE with this incompetence?

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  20. Poor Barwack. Is he even into it nowadays? Doesn't seem very energetic. Maybe he should eat his waffles. Probably has a high metabolism.

    Yes, it will be very disappointing when his next door neighbors in Indiana reject The Precious One's candidacy. They're probably just "bitter" and "clinging to their guns." Speaking of that, let me get ready for church. The immigrants have made me so bitter. What would I do without my prayer ...

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  21. 'tis true, Betty. The Hillbots' only hope is that the Supers overturn the pledged delegates and annoint Hillary. This will, of course, split the party and completely eliminate any glimmer of hope that the most unpopular woman in America could win in November, but realizing that requires one to do a bit of thinking about the future, so Hillbots can't really grasp it.

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  22. @ Joshua: "Rules are rules!"

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  23. She still doesn't overtake Obama in pledged delegates. Game over.

    Yipeeeeeeeee.

    I see a huge victory coming in November!!!

    Obama 4 states McCain 46 states.

    Obama 08!! For the Children.

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  24. M. Simon, I agree! Doesn't it just make you sick how this unelectable candidate has been kicking the shit out a superior candidate in several elections?!!!

    WTF is this, a democracy or something????!!!!

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  25. Dang. Looks like the Anon trolls have found you. Just when I thought I had lost them......they spoil everything.

    Well, nevermind, they have small tiny brains and short attention spans, and It will go away soon. Keep up the good work on the blog - I really enjoy your take on the world, and Monster in particular.

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  26. WHAT!? No new posts for 3 whole days now to feed the anons with? Where shall they go....what shall they do!!!!?????

    Has John Brown's ammunition depot been surrounded by Lee's forces??? Is it high noon in Virginia????? Say it a'int so, say it a'int so!

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  27. >>>No new posts for 3 whole days now to feed the anons with? Where shall they go....what shall they do!!!!?????


    Oh, the Anons are quite busy. We are ordering extra confetti for Tuesday night! It looks like we may have two parties! Thanks, muah!

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  28. "Oh, the Anons are quite busy. We are ordering extra confetti for Tuesday night! It looks like we may have two parties! Thanks, muah!"

    Well it looks like you have a choice, you can either stuff all that extra confetti up your ass, or you can store it with all of the Iowa snow shovels that your candidate's financially brilliant campaign pissed their money away on (thus requiring her to hit up fixed income retirees to pay for her idiotic candidacy even though she is a multi frickin' millionaire).

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/06/primaries.change/index.html

    Here's some wisdom for you idiot:

    http://www.someguywithawebsite.com/blogarchive/week_2008_05_04.html#002528

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